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This fall, I will launch my new line of short-sleeve dress shirts with french cuffs. How did I come up with this idea that will no doubt be the most important development in fashion since the piano key necktie? I'll tell you...
I've got a friend named Jerry C. who has an immaculate wardrobe. Thing is, Jerry C. is a dwarf. (NOTE: When dwarfs want to dress nice, they do not wear jester outfits or elven costumes, but, instead, they wear the same types of clothes us normal people would wear, except smaller. I know, I was surprised to learn that too!)
Anyway, Jerry C. and I get dressed up for a night on the town with a couple of ladies. However, at dinner, I spill wine on my shirt (I get a little clumsy when I've been drinking wine. Good thing it wasn't a white zinfandel, cause things would've gotten CA-RAZY LOL!!!) That's when Jerry C. comes to the rescue. He blows on his magic flute, and out of nowhere a dress shirt with french cuffs (exactly like the one he was wearing) appears. (NOTE: Not all dwarfs have magic flutes. Jerry C. got his at a thrift store in Hoboken.) Anyway, I change into the shirt, but since my friend Jerry C. is a dwarf, the sleeves are way too short. I'm feeling a bit self-conscious because of it, but after some more wine, I'm relaxed and having a blast!
Long story short (pun intended), the short sleeve dress shirt with french cuffs was a hit, and thus the legend was born.
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You failed to explain to all your dear readers that this all took place in a department store mannequin window, and that your "Ladies", while wearing the newest in 'ready to wear' fashion, also had no heads.
And, don't even get me started on what the "Magic Flute" really was.
Wormwood Holla Back Atcha' Boy!
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