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I propose that drawn-on mustaches on men be socially acceptable. If women can have drawn-on eyebrows, then why can't the facial hair challenged among us be allowed a sketched 'stache? Think of the benefits of drawn-on mustaches: Each day, one could draw a different type of mustache to fit one's mood or a special occasion. Maybe you're going for a ride on your hog? How about a handle bar mustache? Or what if you're in for a night of homoerotic clubbing with the guys? How about a handle bar mustache?
Look, the possibilities are endless. All I'm saying is, if Hispanic women and old ladies at Old Country Buffett can have drawn-on eyebrows, then isn't it time for men to have drawn-on mustaches?
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The bigger question. Do mustache rides wear off?
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