Friday, August 8, 2008

The Cape

To the large woman wearing a cape that I saw today:

I'm no "fashion expert", but, to me, a cape doesn't seem to be the understated accent to your wardrobe that you might have thought it was. Maybe next time try wearing a fancy bracelet or an extremely large belt instead of something that makes you look like a cross between that mom from What's Eating Gilbert's Grape? and Dracula.

1 comment:

Wormwood said...

No doubt she was breast feeding an infant. Something that would've cleared up a lot of your issues(and acne, btw!),had you been so lovingly nurtured.

Wormwood!!!