Elderly People Say the Darndest Things

One day, I was standing and talking with two other friends at a hospital. I happened to be holding a bottle of water, and as I was in the middle of an amusing anecdote, this elderly man walks up to our group. He looks straight into my eyes, takes my water bottle, and says (referring to the bottle), "100% pure alcohol". I thought it was pretty awesome that he said that. What was even better was, if he had said that to me on most other days at that hospital, he'd have been right! Needless to say, my friends and I all had a good laugh. That's why I tell people that you don't need alcohol to have fun at your job– whether you be a janitor or a pediatric surgeon (like me).