Wardrobe Malfunction

Wearing pants that have "JUICY" written across the butt is apparently a bad homage to the Notorious BIG song of the same name, and will not earn street cred. Lesson learned.

Irony at the Airport

The 3 oz. limit on liquids carried onto airplanes seems to affect women far more than men, which is ironic, considering that it was a response to terrorism, and the majority of terrorists are men.

Elderly People Say the Darndest Things

One day, I was standing and talking with two other friends at a hospital. I happened to be holding a bottle of water, and as I was in the middle of an amusing anecdote, this elderly man walks up to our group. He looks straight into my eyes, takes my water bottle, and says (referring to the bottle), "100% pure alcohol". I thought it was pretty awesome that he said that. What was even better was, if he had said that to me on most other days at that hospital, he'd have been right! Needless to say, my friends and I all had a good laugh. That's why I tell people that you don't need alcohol to have fun at your job– whether you be a janitor or a pediatric surgeon (like me).

Dissecting the English Language: Part 1

The word “minatory” means threatening or menacing. It also looks a lot like the word “minority”. Well played, forefathers of the English language.

Depression

My depression has reached a new high, although it’s just left me feeling low.

Exception to the Rule

In order to perfect a craft, one can usually pick the brain of someone who's been successful in that area. Example: asking a famous musician how to write a song.

This rule does not apply, however, to suicide.