Friday, December 19, 2008

Frostbite

Once you go black, you'll never go back.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Failed Reality TV Shows

Diabetic Island- 12 Diabetics. 1 needle of insulin. Who will survive on Diabetic Island?

Dane Cook or Death? - 5 contestants are forced to choose: Listen to Dane Cook's stand-up or commit suicide?

Kindergarten COPS - For one week, New York City's 52nd precinct and Mrs. Stevenson's kindergarten class swap places. Can Sargent Ramirez win at duck, duck, goose? Can little Tommy Fischer go undercover to bust a meth lab?

Wild and Crazy Homeless People- From the creators of Wild and Crazy Kids comes Wild and Crazy Homeless People. 2 teams of homeless meth addicts from the streets of L.A. are pitted against each other in an array of wacky challenges! Whichever team loses the least amount of teeth wins!

Wild and Crazy Kids- Gone Wild! - The female contestants from the old Nickelodeon show Wild and Crazy Kids are all grown up, and ready to go wild!!

"Wife Swap": Prison Edition - Each week, two inmates swap their boy-toys and find out a little about problem-solving, communication, and life (but mostly it's just prison raping).